Friday, July 1, 2011

Oh, Deer!

 The expletive expletive expletive deer have made an appearance.

Applying for my gun license, bow and arrow license, arsenic and Drano license.

Disney never gardened.  If he had, Bambi wouldn't have been such a big hit.

I am surrounded by almost SIX THOUSAND ACRES of forest.

These expletive deer need to come to MY yard for a snack!


  1. Hello, I enjoy reading your blog. I'm in NH in the woods and have had great success repelling deer and ground hogs with this:
    I hope you find this useful :)

  2. I feel you! I'm having a problem with "expletive" groundhogs burrowing under my rabbit fence, lol, to snack on my pole beans. Lost count on the number of times that I've had to plant new seeds.

  3. First poster, thanks for the suggestion on the scarecrow. I may have to do that if I can find a way to make the contraption look attractive or invisible in the garden.

    Regina, I'll pick up the arsenic and Drano license application and send it to you. *wink*

  4. Oh Wendy, what a pain. We don't have deer here, and we've been pretty lucky with birds, squirrels, skunks, and raccoons (knock wood). My aunt and uncle have about 40 acres of woodland property in back of their house, so to protect their garden they got one of those motion activated water canons. It seems to do the trick.

  5. Oh man, that's horrible. I hope you're able to keep them out of the garden in the future!

  6. MBT, Went home to Chicago last week and brought my dad's black lab back with me. I think we've just about nipped this problem in the bud (no pun intended).



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